Why, Seattle? Why?
Tonight are the Seattle auditions. I’d like to take a few moments to share with you some thoughts regarding this display of utter uncomfortableness:
Um, am wondering if maybe those who decide who gets to audition in front of Randy, Paula, and Simon have maybe gotten into Paula’s stash.
How is it possible that this woman’s name is DARWIN? Barring any obvious survival-of-the-fittest jabs, I’ll explain to you the social discomfort that has filled my gut on this day to this very moment. My apartment has been without water for over 96 hours. My landlord and I have been having words over the fact that because he hasn’t run heat in the lower unit and the pipes froze, it’s not my fault. He has been downstairs for the past two nights, banging things and scraping the insides of pipes.
My intense fear of confrontation has me cowering to the tune of Cowell in my bedroom. At 6:59 p.m., this evening, I was quite sure that what I was feeling was the most uncomfortable I had ever been about anything. Ever. Until Darwin. And her mom. A personal record met and exceeded, I guess you could call it.
Indian Bobsy twins? The cutest.
Holy
pink
fishnet
giant
arms,
Batman.
Then, finally, there was Tall Anna. Anna’s audition was overshadowed entirely by Paula and Randy’s reactions to Simon’s critique. You know things are going rough when the contestants start looking flabbergasted. And with a confused look on her face, we wrapped up Seattle with two of the judges actually, really growling at the third.
Man, I love this show.
January 18th, 2007 at 11:46 am
looooooved the brother and sister. LOVED them. I hereby declared them co-American Idols. they should win. both of them.
January 18th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I heart Idol except for the Olympics-esque “behind the scenes” sob stories. Puuuhhhh-lease, just give me more Simon. And Laughing Randy. I love his laugh.
January 19th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
The twins were adorable they had gorgeous voices and smiles that were just too cute and infectious. My fave think is the guy with the afro he had such a suave voice
That mother and daughter combo was just plain scary lol
January 20th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
HAHA hollowsquirrel…i most def. agree about the sob stories…they are sooooo drawnn outt.
AND…the pink fishnet lady and the “Darwin” person made me gag!!!