American Idol

Ruben Studdard made the city’s area code famous, at least among “American Idol” fans. Taylor Hicks brought the “Idol” status back after winning Season 5.

But can another “Idol” come from the 205? If the start of the show was any indication, the answer would be a definite “no.” (Sorry there Erica Skye. But you should know never to sing “Unchained Melody.”)

Erica Skye butchers “Unchained Melody.”

Just once I want the “Idol” auditions to start with a singer that makes it through to Hollywood. I’m not sure that’s going to happen, which is further proof people tune in for the bad stuff.

But it wasn’t long before the good singers started walking through the door. During the two-day visit to Alabama, the judges let through 20 more singers to the Hollywood round.

Jamie Lynn Ward sings Christina Aguilera’s “Reflection” during her “Idol” audition.

There might not have been another Taylor or Ruben auditioning, but there certainly was a sweet little Kellie Pickler-a-like. One of the night’s definite favorites has to be southern charmer Jamie Lynn Ward. So, what makes the 17-year-old special aside from her sugary-sweet attitude? Her dad shot himself, and now he’s paralyzed. Yeah, and she dreams of buying grandma a house. Sign her up for the top 24.

A couple more favorites from the night:

17-year-old Tatiana McConnico

“I’m a huge fan of the show,” Tatiana McConnico said. “I’ve watched every single season. … Hopefully I’ll miss this season because I’ll be on it.”

Well, you’re on your way.

Chris Sligh sings Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose.”

He looks a little like Jack Osbourne, and he has a goal: “I really want to make David Hasselhoff cry,” Chris Sligh said.

Sligh has a way with the comedy, and Paula even gave him a standing ovation. “I like you very much,” Paula said. “And you’ve got a good sense of humor. And you’re different.”

“Chris, you’re through to Hollywood,” Simon said.

And let’s not forget the bad. And old:

50-year-old Margaret Fowler pretends to be 26.

She walked in looking like Big Bird. Margaret Fowler claimed to be 26. Nobody believed it. Not even for a second. But somehow she got into the audition room.

“I’ve got to be honest with you,” Simon told her. “I have no idea what this show is anymore.”

I was beginning to wonder, too. Fowler finally admitted her age was a lie. Actually, she’s 33. Well, make that 50.

“Sweet Home Alabama” played as the show was ending, which is the biggest cliché of the season. Ryan promoted Wednesday night’s auditions in L.A., and I almost fell asleep. Tonight definitely left me longing for the finals. I am so over these auditions. Let’s get on with it, already.