American Idol

It’s news American Idol could deliver in five minutes. Of course, it’s going to be a full hour before we know which Season 7 contestant won’t quite crack the Top 10. At least we’ll get to hear our old friend Kellie Pickler perform tonight.

So, let’s get to it.

7:58 p.m.

Ryan Seacrest anounces this year’s celebrity mentors will include Dolly Parton, Mariah Carey (which was confirmed earlier this week), Andrew Lloyd Webber — does that mean we’re getting a Broadway theme? — and Neil Diamond.

I’m not even going to comment about this lame group performance … I’m just going to pretend it isn’t happening.

8:08 p.m.

After the first of what’s sure to be many commercial breaks, we’re reminded about the good and bad from last night. The good, in my opinion, included David Cook, David Archuleta, Carly Smithson and Syesha Mercado. The not-so-good included Kristy Lee Cook, Amanda Overmyer, Ramiele Malubay and even Michael Johns.

First up for her results is Brooke White. Even after a not-so-stellar performance, she’s the first to be given a spot in the Top 10.

Carly Smithson was the first contestant to be given a seat as part of this week’s bottom three.

Next up, Carly Smithson. In one of the biggest shockers of the season thus far, she somehow is in the bottom three. I have to say, while it’s surprising, it’s not all that unexpected. Think about winners and top contestants from the past … if America is thinking, “Oh, I don’t have to vote for them, they’re definitely safe” … well, this sort of thing happens.

What about David Archuleta? He, too, will join Brooke White on the American Idols Live tour.

So, Michael Johns, a person I’ve struggled to really support, is up now. Simon questioned his song choice. America did not. He also is safe.

8:20 p.m.

As if the Ford music videos weren’t annoying enough, we now have to watch a how it’s made segment. What’s wrong with just having a 30 minute episode?

Now, it’s time for more results. It’s David Cook’s turn. No surprise here. David’s safe.

Kristy Lee Cook was among the contestants placed in the bottom three this week.

What about Kristy Lee Cook? She certainly was better this week than last, but she joins Carly in the bottom three. This was not a shock.

Jason Castro is next. He also will be going on tour with his fellow finalists.

Then there’s Ramiele Malubay, who has been struggling. But America appears to be behind her, giving her that one more chance I suggested last night.

8:29 p.m.

There are a few more contestants awaiting the news of their fate in the show, but first it’s time for a few calls from Idol fans. It turns out Simon doesn’t want to talk about his expensive cars, but he is willing to agree to recreating the Season 2 kiss scene with Paula.

Now, it’s time to see Kellie Pickler — and, of course, Ryan makes a joke about her breast enhancements. “She’s grown in so many ways,” Ryan said, clearly making reference to the plastic surgery. Kellie’s working on her sophomore album and is touring with Rascal Flatts, but she’s still getting some miles off of her biggest single to day, Red High Heels.

8:44 p.m.

And, we’re back. It won’t be long before Idol Gives Back returns, too. Tonight we get to see some footage with Fantasia and Elliott Yamin handing out netting to families in Africa to try and help fight malaria.

Now, it’s time for more results. It’s Syesha Mercado’s turn. In my opinion, she had the performance of the night — and America may have agreed. Because she, too, made it to the Top 10.

Amanda Overmyer rounds out the bottom three American Idol finalists this week.

That means it’s down to Chikezie and Amanda Overmyer. The one joining the ladies in the bottom three is Amanda Overmyer. Chikezie is safe. Aside from the shocking news of Carly Smithson in the bottom three, there’s no doubt America got the other 66 percent right.

8:54 p.m.

With the bottom three standing center stage, Ryan is sending Carly Smithson back to safety. So, it’s down to two of the worst contestants left in the competition …

And it’s Amanda Overmyer who will be leaving us tonight. Finally, I’m in agreement with these results. While I think she certainly has some spunk, I just don’t think she’s the American Idol. Apparently America agrees.

The good news for Amanda is there’s no question she’s going to be packing smoke-filled bars across the Midwest in months to come. She won’t need to have the American Idols Live tour to play for some audiences — and I don’t really think she cares how big the audiences are … just as long as there are audiences.

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